Mum is being stingy, she wouldn't give me any of her breakfast, I was climbing on My settee when she came and sat next to me and started eating something called museli with orange juice all over it, well I climbed up her arm and almost got to her mouth and she said I couldn't have any. So I jumped down onto the floor and then climbed back up onto my settee to climb up her other arm, she still wouldn't give me any saying I wouldn't like it! So I jumped off and ran into the kitchen in disgust.
I did get a piece of fruit toast off her, but that isn't compensation is it?
Why are 2 foots so stingy, I'd share my pellets with her? Well if Jetty would let me!